One half of a whole Sad Panda!

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P.S. The real world isn’t going to accommodate you and your “comfort.” When you get off Tumblr, there aren’t any trigger warnings. Wearing a nametag with your “gender identity” on it would be absolutely laughable. You’ll have to learn to be an adult and deal with people without being psychotic and wishing death on them.

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Separation of Church and State (when it’s convenient)

Wait. So.

If companies and corporations don’t want to pay for their female employees’ birth control because it infringes on their religious freedom, the government is called upon. And the government says yes it is infringing on a corporation’s religious freedom to force them to go against their faith. So. The government says that companies have religious freedoms and don’t have to pay for birth control for their employees.

When a same sex couple wants to get married, adopt a child, or receive the same tax breaks as heterosexual couples, it goes against the religious teachings of some. When homosexuals don’t want to lose their jobs simply because they are homosexuals, they are denied that right because it goes against the religious views that our country was based on.

But when hundreds of children are left abandoned and mistreated and alone and scared in a country they’ve never even been to before, we can’t take care of them because it is a government issue and the church should not get involved in the government’s issues?

You cannot be selective with your rage. You cannot be selective with your faith.
You cannot pick and choose who your religion allows you to take care of.

Don’t use your faith as an excuse to hurt others, use it as an excuse to do the right thing for everyone not just yourself and your wallet.

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Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

this almost made me cry

this is simultaenously the best and worst submission i’ve ever seen from Clients from Hell.

I feel ill


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I think Hiccup and Astrid are the best animated couple ever.

I love how their relationship isn’t a major plot point for the films. Astrid isn’t there as a reward for the hero, she is also his best friend (next to Toothless of course). She didn’t stop being a warrior after she became a love interest (and Hiccup wouldn’t want her to, he loves her for it).

They talk about their problems. They fight their enemies together. And they trust each other.

Something that I’m just noticing from these gifs. They actually lean their cheeks into the kisses, opposed to just letting the other do all the work.  That’s something actual couples do when they know each other well enough to know it’s coming.  I love this.

We talked about this, previousl-ee

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